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+## huh.. 
 
-# How to access Patreon links!
-Welcome to this amazing guide :) 
-
-## Step 1
-**Become a patron...**
-
-*To follow this tutorial, you must be a patron, duh.*
-
-
-## Step 2
-Find a supporter link in Patreon. Posts with links will have the `New links` tag, so just search for that.
-Some links are experimental and may not work as intended, but we will always tell you if it's experimental.
-## Step 3
-
-Use the password from the Patreon post *Same post you got the link from, duh*
-## Step 4
-
-Enter the password and Start using Nebula
-## Troubleshooting 
-
-If the password is incorrect: 
-- Make sure you entered the correct password
-- Check the latest Patreon post to see if it changed *-- Only happens in emergencies, like password leaking*
-- If none of those work, then and only then contact chloe@nebula.bio or GreenWorld#0001 on discord. 
-## Authors
-
-- [@green](https://www.git.holy.how/green)
-
-
-## Appendix
-
-This guide is 96% complete. If you are having any trouble accessing or using Patreon/supporter only links, contact chloe@nebula.bio or GreenWorld#0001 on Discord.
+We no longer have a patreon, weird...